quit fooling yourself you have no hair so stop paying people to pretend to cut it.Why do bald people insist on going to the barber?
I go for the BS'ing that happens. Oh and the happy endings at the massage parlor next door
SteveCWhy do bald people insist on going to the barber?
That's always puzzled me, too. My dad was a barber and he, long ago, gave me this explanation because I had asked the same question.
Some bald people have a little hair around the edges and keep it trimmed.
Some are not naturally bald and go to the barber for a ';shave';
Some, like the totally bald man -a merchant in our town- absolute declared he was growing a new crop of hair and was in EVERY WEEK for a haircut- Dad obliged him, and at least trimmed his eyebrows.
Also, many got a scalp rub, which is a ';tonic'; applied to the scalp with a massage, hopefully, to stimulate new hair growth, or to soothe the ';shave';
Actually, the barber shop is the place where men gather to ';gossip'; but they need an excuse to be there.
Because the barber can see where the little that is left actually is and has a better chance of getting the razor on it.
I still go to my barber because a) I've negotiated a 50% discount (though I'm now liable to a ';search fee'; equivalent to 100% of the cost of the cut), and b) she's gorgeous.
Aaaargh! Haven't you ever seen a bald guy with the rest of the hair long? It gives you nightmares.
No, please, bald guys *must* visit the barber to keep things in balance.
shhh...let them keep fantasizing!
%26lt; ---- likes to keep his bald head clean and square...grows back too quick.
To get the barber to shine it maybe?
Maybe they just want to fit in. Why do parapalegics where pants and shirts? Touche
They like a good luagh
All in the Wig!
Lol....A Spit and Polish.......x
To get their backs waxed?
to shave their pubes
I haven't got a clue...
